[Topic] Why Girls Should Marry An Engineer

Sunday, September 05, 2010



Why you should marry an engineer?


Let me tell you why girls should eventually marry an engineer over a Law, Management, Arts or Medical School Graduate. He has three distinct advantages over the rest of graduates.



Advantage 1 ; Secure Lifestyle

An engineer boyfriend can provide you with a secure lifestyle. At 27 years old, an engineer probably has a respectable, stable job that gives him a high income to own a car, invest, have a comfortable life, get married and buy a house too ^.^

Law graduates are still working as a lowly apprentice in a law firm.

Most management graduates have just failed on their first business plan

The arts graduate are still looking for a job

And the medical school graduates still living in hospital



Advantage 2 ; Unmatchable industriousness

An engineer boyfriend will dedicate an unimaginable amount of his time and effort to understand you. Engineers strain really really hard to understand their work. You can believe that they will try really really hard to understand women too, just like how they understand their work, one they believe that you are the one.

So if they don't understand you initially, they will keep on trying. Even if they still don't understand, they will figure out the correct method to keep you happy (e.g. buy diamond ring = 1 week's worth of happiness) and one they found the secret formula, they will just keep on repeating it so that the desired results appear.

Unlike the Lawyer who will argue with you

The Management graduates who will try to control your spending.

The Arts graduates who will 'change major'

and the medical student graduates who will operate on you.

And you know what, it's really so easy to make engineers believe that You are the 'one'. Say that you like one of their project and they will be hooked to you forever.



Advantage 3 ; An engineer boyfriend will never betray your trust

Let me first tell you what is wrong with the rest of others -

The lawyers will lie about everything

Management graduates will cheat your money

The arts graduates will flirt and you probably just look like a cadaver to the medical school graduate.

Your engineer boyfriend is either too busy to have an affair and even if he does, he is to dumb to lie to you about that. Hence, an engineer is the most secure boyfriend that you will ever find - rich enough, will keep on trying to understand and please you, has no time for affairs and too dumb to lie to you. plus they are cooler than others ^.^



p/s : Am I happy? Yes I am happy ! ^.^

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